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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 4:35 pm    Post subject: Evening classes for men Reply with quote

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Where can I sign up? Dave does most of these things already. Plus we have the cleaning woman for the rest.

Oops, sorry, it's for men. The main bone of contention here is that he can't see anything unless he's specifically looking for something or he knows exactly where to look.

Geez, he was standing next to an elephant in the road one time and I was nodding and pointing to the elephant, but he didn't see it - because he wasn't looking for, or expecting to see, an elephant.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to know how to handle a family who leaves wet towels on the floor
Can your course help?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to know about a course that teaches men to be able to process more than one instruction at a time.

If you tell them to do "this" and then do "that", they can process the "that" but unfortunately the "this" is then lost. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

one more thing to learn
Blokes go shopping to buy
Women do this browsing thing
God it annoys me
I put on my mostest bored look and sigh a lot Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

martynh wrote:
I'd like to know how to handle a family who leaves wet towels on the floor
Can your course help?


Sure it can! You just sound like you're in need of the 'wife training seminar', Martyn. Train wife to pick them... hey presto... problem solved. Wink

Kay wrote:
I would like to know about a course that teaches men to be able to process more than one instruction at a time.

If you tell them to do "this" and then do "that", they can process the "that" but unfortunately the "this" is then lost.


This is all in the timing, Kay. Tell them (better still, ask them) do do "this". Once "this" is complete, ask them to do "that". Hey presto... another problem solved. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My wife proudly tells people she's been training me for 15 years but its a lifetime job
Afraid to say she's probably right

I can't fault her on much
Mainly cause my memory is so bad i can't recall all her misdemeanours
or if i do she corrects me on the facts Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

martynh wrote:
My wife proudly tells people she's been training me for 15 years but its a lifetime job


In that case, I'd say you're fully entitled to get things wrong. Wink

Or you could perhaps even complain about the quality of the training... but that could be taking it a step too far! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

paul wrote:
martynh wrote:
My wife proudly tells people she's been training me for 15 years but its a lifetime job


In that case, I'd say you're fully entitled to get things wrong. Wink

Or you could perhaps even complain about the quality of the training... but that could be taking it a step too far! Laughing


good line!
i'll try that one Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any pointers on how to avoid upsetting your pregnant missus by just breathing the same air? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It comes with a disclaimer, Martyn... please don't blame me if there are any repercussions!

Knut... I must admit, you have me stumped with that one, but I wish you both all the best with your exciting news. Smile
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

can it only sign up in UK,if I'm in china,what can I do,I want to sign up for my brother.
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